Host 1 : Janice is such an annoying model. She thinks that she is so perfect. It’s not that I don’t like her, but her style is making me sick of her attitude. I just can’t imagine having her as our guess this week.
Host 2 : You are totally right. I heard that she keep meeting doctor mystery for her facial treatment. Not enough with the facial treatment, she also kept meeting doctor z for her fat transmission.
Make up arties : hey, Janice is here. Cut it off guys. Hey, Janice.
Host 1 : hello Janice, we really don’t expect you to be our guess this week. But were glad to have you here, right mimi?
Host 2 : ya, I really can’t wait to interview you.
Janice : I knew that you all must be waiting for so long to meet me right? Never mind, we’ll snap picture after this.
Host 2 : wow, nice dress… who is the designer?
Janice : not much, just Alexander McQueen limited winter dress collection.
Director : okay, enough with the chatting. Everyone get ready.
Janice : hey, who is going to get me ready?
Make up arties : me! wow, you’re so beautiful…
Janice : I know and it’s better for you to know.
Director : lighting ready? Sound ready? Camera ready? Action!
Host 1 : hai, with us again in Top Star talks show. As usual, I’m Kristina.
Host 2 : And I’m Mimi. Together with us this week, Janice Dickinson the owner of JD modeling agency.
Janice : thank you for inviting me… I know if I’m not in the show, your program rating will fall drastically.
Host 2 : hahahaha… So funny. I never know that Janice Dickson is good in making jokes.
Janice : hahahahahaha… but I’m not joking….. As you all know, I’m such a employer.
Host 1 : so, Janice… As far as we know you, you are a kind of model who loves to critics other models… we never know if there is any good side of you… would you share your childhood live with us today? Maybe we will find some good character there….
Janice : my childhood live………………..
( everyone freeze )
Nisa : give back my lollipop….!!!
Zai : never you fat girl…
Hafiz : zai, it’s not nice to treat Janice that way….. don’t worry janice, I’ll make sure zai give your lollipop back… after we eat it.. hahahaa…
Together : fat girl(x5)
Nisa : hhahahha… hua…. I’ll mom about this…. (run)
(everyone unfreeze)
Host1 : wow what a miserable childhood experience
Janice : don’t tell me about that
Host2 :so Janice what’s your lattes program? I heart that you are buzy with your fat transmission session with Dr Z.
Janice :yeah we got an aim to loss 10 kilo before april
Host1 : why april?
Janice : I’ll make sure you get the news soon…
Host 2 : wow, it sounds mystery…. Hey, what a hot bodyguard you have there… do you mind if we
ask a few questions to your body guard?
Janice : sure
Host 1 : okay, what is the biggest challenge of being Janice Dickson’s bodyguard?
BG : not much... Just need to handle pretty woman…
Host 2 : back to Janice, we heard that you have a secret relationship with your BG, is it true?
Janice : him, of course not… it’s just a controversy by those who are jealous of me…
Host 2 : oh, btw, your bodyguard is so cute…
BG : but I do like Janice as my employer… you’ll have my number at the break session… (knyit mata)
Smua : weyh…
Host 1 : it seems that we’ll be having a short break now…
Host 2 : yup, after we’ve his number… don’t go anywhere…
Both : we’ll be right back
Director : take 5